Last long chat (some of it)

Start 12.55 AM..27/1/11

young: albert!!
albert: uik..
young: yooo
albert: ..but aren't you online with ur BF just now?
albert: yooo?
young: huhu
young: sorry...
young: ya i did
young: how do u know
albert: ok.. i am up to it... hehe.. yoo
albert: instinct bah.. nothing to be sorry about
young: kuat juga insticnt
young: berbaloi saya tidur lewat ni malam
albert: tu baru basic instinct tu...
albert: same here.. tommorrow 8.00am saya meeting..
young: SAYA PUN
young: aduiii
young: matiii
albert: hahaha.. bisuk jadi ayam patuk jagung boh
young: i cant...im d one who do the talking..
albert: sama la..
albert: it's me tu di depan.. sebab tu i am not worried at all..
young: hehehe...
young: so cool.....
albert: no worried sebab kalau kita yg talking.. kita nda akan menggantuk boh..
young: betul boh
albert: jangan duduk diam mendengar saja...
albert: tu sure akan terantuk meja tu kepala tu
young:hahaha...kesiankan.. mesti mcm kena karen tu terus tekajut
albert: hehe.. done that actually..
young: kotoh
young: u know what
albert: wha"?
young: sejak stay d kningau ni...suka saya sama bhs dusun especially siou....
albert: hahaha... the easiest language to understand - dusun..
young: ya bah.. lgpun sama mcm bisaya
albert: ..and it so easy to predict what Dusun are talking because .. usually Dusun are spoken with face expression.. and gesture..
albert: ya.. almost the same with bisaya..
young : saya belajar tapun2 lagi aritu
albert: hahahahha.. coming from you.. it must be cute.. TAPUN SAGANG..
albert: apa gia tu.. lupa sudah saya..
albert: TAPUN SAGANG SOLI KASOI.. tu lah kali tu.. nda confident juga saya nie
young: aduii... apa tu tapun sagang?
albert: dia lah tu juga.. TAPUN actually si a short form for the word that i have just wrote..
albert: ..am i slow or something wrong with the connection..
young: u do fine
young: ko d mana?...
albert: at home.. baru balik..
young: dr mana?...
albert: i met my CEO tadi petang then we went fishing for a while tadi..
young: waaa.relax...best juga... dapatla ikan?...
albert: manada.. my ceo dapat mabuk ada la..
young: d laut ka?
young: uih...ada berita tambuakar timbuld beaufort
mj: apa jua?
young: tambuakar bah
young: naga air
albert: ya.. di laut.. keliing pulau saja bah.. issitail orang kaya boh..
albert: isk.. kalau ada NAGA di BEAUFORT.. banyak sudah NELAYAN nda balik rumah boh..
albert:  Young?
young: im watching a vid.. mo nangis ni
young: bodo ni org....
albert: apa punya Video?
young: org dera puppy
albert: err.. am i disturbing you?
young: setan betul
albert: budu mau dera.. sembelih om makan terus boh..
young: tidak2
young: sy tgk d FB..HIGH KA NI ORG????
albert: isk.. kenapa juga kau mau tinguk yang begitu tu..?? leave it be bah..
young: CRYING.....
young: buduh...... erm..siou...
albert: mati kah?
young: tidak tinguk sampai abis... 15min tu vid.. dari awal smpai akhr dia buang..pukul2 tu anjing macam toy saja
albert: i thot benda begitu kena screen by youtube?
young: 'dia mo paksa tu anjing berdiri
young: tidak..its from utube
albert: misti orang putih lah tu kan?
young: anjing tu cute bah....
young: tidak...chinese
albert: Chinese from US?
young: na... maybe mainland
albert: CHINESE from CHINA?
young: ya..china...
albert: hehhe.. i think you misunderstood tu.. i think that Chinese is tenderizing the puppy for dinner kali tu..
young: u should watch it
albert: no.. i rather not..
albert: i have seen much worst than that.. trust me..
young: aduiii... luluh hati saya....
albert: berhenti lah tinguk tu..
young: sudah stop....
albert: bah.. relax.. nanti ada orang kena nightmare nanti
albert: ..kena lagi alone di Keningau.. nda da orang mau gapus..
young: huhuhuhuhu...peluk bntal jakla
albert: hehhhe.. bukan nda biasa kan?
albert: aduii.. the story of our life..
young: huhu
albert: ngantuk sudah kah?
young: tidak la..no idea what to comment... huhu
albert: oo.. blur lah tu kan..
albert so.. how is ur BF?.. nda da gaduh sudah kah?
young: gaduh..sebab selalu saya sibuk.. lupa sms dia...ohya...he is coming this feb
albert: ..tu pun mau gaduh?.. aduii.. Too Much Loves
albert: that is good news indeed..
albert: jangan lupa bawa dia pigi Ranau.. the most Romantic place in the world
young: u think?...maybe
young: family yg rancang...
young: sy sendiri pun nda tau pa2
young: tau2 sda dorg plan mcmtu...
albert: my turn to be spechless..
young: erm.......sy sebenarnya nda mau bgtau....
albert: it's ok.. kasih exercise tu hati..
albert: ..not forgetting the jantung..
young: its not healthy u know
albert: ..it's ok.. news like that will do me good.. lama sudah juga ini hati and jantung nda exercise..*lauhging
young: erm........ lucu ka................... napa saya sedih ni.......................
albert: isk.. chill la..
albert: that's how our life are written.. sometimes we just have to terima certain things
young: share la macamana ko chill
albert: ..you loves ur bfto the fullest of your heart?
albert: uina.. lambatnya answer?
young: thinking...asking myself...
albert: jangan jawap la kalau nda sure.. nanti buat keliru sendiri nanti
young: u dont hv to know jga bah kan
albert: erm.. maybe i shouldn't know..
young: ya lah...ermm...
albert: ok..

albert: ..ever heard of the SUSU BESAR CONTEST jokes?
young: erk??
young: tidak... cita la...
young: duduk besila sda neh
young: sambil tungkat dagu
albert: ok..
albert: ada nie contest susu besar dari seluruh dunia..
albert: first : Thailand.. dia keluar.. semua orang bersorak.. besar macam KELAPA bah susu dia..
young: OK......
albert: second: INDONESIA : lagi kuat orang bersorak.. kalah tu WATER MELON bah...
young: ok..........
albert: third: NIGERIA : macam tu NANGKA.. sampai di lantai boh..
albert: fourth: AFRICA ..terus semua orang terdiam.. tergaman..
albert: tergamam..
albert: tergamam..
young: ikut tergamam
albert: macam LIMAU MANDARIN Kong Hee Fatt Choi boh..
young: aik...
albert: (sudah lah tergaman tu)
young: nda
young: heran suda ni
albert: why pula?
young: kecik?
albert: ..tu baru PUTING dia bah..
albert:*smile
young:hahahahahahahaha...... gila!!!!
young: ewwwww!!!!
young: mo dikatuk neh si marx...
albert: hehhe.. so next time you pick a LIMAU MANDARIN.. remember me and that jokes..
young: hahahahaha
young: always do
young: naa.. tamba2 lagi ni mo CNY
albert: i know.. memang delebrate saya mau tunggu CNY to tell the jokes to you bah tu..
young: ya...kena pula this season.. aduyai...
albert: .. some jokes for your brother masa balik CNY nanti
young: isk...tak sesuai'
young: dengan my girl cuzzie bulih la
young: btw tanksssssss~
albert: no hal...